Friday, August 10, 2007

Day 1

To test out my ability with the ladies, I went to a downtown club. That shit turned into an A1 fucksaster!

I was all confident and shit because I saw those pickup guys on goddamn VH1 doing all this bullshit, but sure enough, the second I walked into that motherfucker I FREAKED OUT!

Froze up, couldn't say shit, felt TINY!

I'm very intimidated by all these bouncer and club characters and all that shit...so that probably starts it off...