A Master at Work

Went out with Matt. He's off doing some bullshit and I am wandering around like a jagbird staring at my cell phone. These three hot girls are at the bar and I manage to WALK SQUARE INTO ONE OF THEIR CIGARETTES. SO, now the flame is like on my shirt and they're like OH MY GOD! Trying to get it out. I tell them they're horrible and one REALLY FUCKING CUTE with one of those nose piercings and she goes "that's how we do." And instead of continuing the conversation with her, which she was clearly attempting to do, I wander off like a jerk! MAN!! What the fuck is this panicking ass shit that I do???

I need to read that "Embarrassed.." book and follow that shit. I need to get out and be FUCKING CRAZY AND TALK TO EVERYONE.